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So, sexual-massage – it’s all bout touchin’ and feelin’ good, right? Like, pro masseuses – or shady ones – rubbin’ ya down with oils, maybe some funky herbs. Little known fact: back in ancient Rome, they’d do this naked with olive oil – slippery as hell! Imagine me, Homer, in a toga, slidin’ around – D’oh! – hilarious, right? Got me laughin’ like a hyena! But nah, it ain’t just funny – it’s deep, too. Like in “A Separation,” when they say, “You think you know everything” – pfft, I thought I knew massages, but this? Next level, man!

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So, I start my day on Station Road. I’m just tryna grab a coffee at that little café, The Coffee House. You know the one? The barista, bless her, spills my latte all over the counter. I’m like, “Great, just what I needed!” But she’s super apologetic, gives me a free muffin. Score! I’m happy for like two seconds.

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