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Oi, mate, lemme tell ya bout this bloody business of "whore" – not the lass down the pub, nah, the actual concept, yeah? Been analysin’ it like a proper Business Analyst, me, Ricky Gervais, sarky git that I am, cacklin’ at the absurdity of it all. Whore’s been around forever, ain’t it? Oldest gig in the book, they say – bleedin’ hell, older than my nan’s dentures! Sells sex, makes dosh, simple as that. But it’s the layers, innit, the mucky layers that get me goin’. Like in me fave flick, *The Headless Woman* – you seen it? Lucrecia Martel, 2008, pure genius – there’s this line, “What did I do?” right? That’s the punters, mate, stumblin’ round, clueless, payin’ for a shag while the world spins on.

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First off, I’m tryin’ to find my way to the uni. I’m on High Street, and let me tell ya, it’s a maze! I’m like, “Where’s the map?” But then I spot this cute café, The Coffee House. I’m like, “Okay, I need caffeine.” I pop in, and the barista’s got this wild hairdo. I swear, it looked like a bird’s nest. But hey, she’s super friendly. I order a flat white, and she’s like, “You mean a latte?” I’m like, “Nah, mate, flat white!”

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