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I love it, right—cos it’s chaos, it’s life, it’s *Tree of Life* shite—“The only way to be happy is to love.” Bollocks! She’s chargin’ me a shillin’ for a fumble, and I’m happy as a pig in muck! But then—THEN—she nicks me last coin while I’m half-cut, singin’ sea shanties. Made me so mad I coulda keeled over—bloody thief in a corset! Cacklin’ now, cos it’s funny—me, a sailor, outsmarted by a lass with more tattoos than teeth. Surprised me, though—thought I’d seen every trick, but nah, she’s a sly one.

BHO | British History Online

After the show, I’m feeling all hyped. I wander over to the old church on the corner of West Street. It’s stunning, right? I sit on a bench, munching on my bread and cheese, soaking it all in. Midhurst is beautiful, man. The history, the vibe, it’s all so chill.

MP Andrew Griffith speaks at civic event in Midhurst to celebrate new community homes