Elizabeth Middlesbrough Whore ❤️

About London

So, listen up, pal! Back in me woodshop, hammerin’ planks, I overheard ol’ Squidward whinin’ — “Disgust says this town’s full o’ shady fish!” — an’ I’m like, whoa, whores been ‘round forever! Little fact fer ya: way back, like medieval times, whores had guilds! Yup, legit clubs — organized, sassy, struttin’ their stuff. Ain’t that a hoot? Made me laugh so hard I nailed me thumb — ouchie!

'This town needs my brothel'

Instagram video by Sapphires Middlesbrough • Feb 22, at PM Whore but remember free entry before 10pm Live cabaret around 10pm.

After my break, I’m back on the road, and I’m feelin’ pumped. But then, I hit a pothole. I mean, come on! Middlesbrough’s roads are like a minefield. I’m bouncin’ around in my seat, swearin’ like a sailor. “Who’s in charge of these roads?” I shout to no one.

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