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First off, I’m rollin’ down Linthorpe Road, right? The sun’s shinin’, birds are chirpin’, and I’m feelin’ good. But then, BAM! Traffic jam outta nowhere. I’m sittin’ there, engine rumblin’, thinkin’ “What the heck is goin’ on?” Turns out, some daft lad decided to park his car on the double yellows. Classic Middlesbrough, innit?

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