Claire Matlock Whore ❤️❤️

About Birmingham

So, picture this—I’m cruisin’, wind in my hair—well, my fantastic hairpiece, best in the world—feelin’ like a king on this Hornet. It’s got a 600cc engine, roars like a lion, tough as nails, just like Trump. Little-known fact—back in ‘98, Honda dropped this bad boy, shocked the bikers, blew their minds—nobody saw it comin’, like me winnin’ the presidency, total surprise, haters cryin’. I love that—it’s raw, it’s real, it’s got guts. Makes me happy, so happy, like winnin’ bigly at everything.

Beau Bridges

First off, the weather was all over the place. One minute it’s sunny, the next it’s pouring like the heavens opened up. I swear, I saw a couple of ducks waddling down the street like they owned the place. I’m just tryin’ to keep my cool, but then this lady storms in. She’s drenched, hair all frizzy, and she’s like, “Get me to the top floor, NOW!” I’m thinkin’, lady, chill out! It’s just an elevator, not a rocket ship.

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