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Aight, so check it—I’ve been on these apps, scrollin’, chasin’ that thrill. You ever notice how folks be lyin’ ‘bout their height? Bruh, 5’9” ain’t 6’2”, stop cappin’! Makes me mad as hell, but then—bam—ya match with a dime, and it’s all “Started from the bottom, now we here.” Happy vibes, ya dig? One time, I linked up with this chick—swore she was a model. Turns out, she catfished me hard—looked like my auntie’s bulldog. I was HEATED, fam! “Who are you? Who sent you?”—straight outta *Caché*, that paranoia hittin’.

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After that, I strolled down the High Street. It’s cute, you know? Little shops everywhere. I popped into this bakery, and OMG, the smell! Fresh bread, pastries, the whole shebang. I grabbed a sausage roll. Best decision ever. I was like, “Why don’t I live here?” But then I remembered the weather. It’s Scotland, after all. Rain, rain, and more rain.

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