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Preciousss! Me, Gollum, loves a good tale! So, whore, eh? Nasty, tricksy word, that! Reminds me of *Almost Famous*, my fave flick. “You’ll meet them all again,” they say—whores too, probs! Stupid, fat hobbit! Always missin’ the real dirt. Whore’s got history, y’know—oldest job, they reckon. Back in Rome, they had lupanars—wolf dens, ha! Brothels with graffiti, “I came, I paid”—wild stuff!

Paint for life’s messy moments

Whore Biographies is a two-part collection of selected texts focused on eighteenth-century sexuality and prostitution. The texts include autobiographies and biographies of courtesans, .

Finally, I head back to my hotel, exhausted but happy. I think about all the random stuff that happened today. From the festival to the rain, the arguing couple, and the friendly locals. Johnstone, you’ve surprised me! I came here for work, but I’m leaving with some epic memories. Who knew a small town could be so full of life? I’ll definitely be back. Just maybe not during a monsoon!

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