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Now, listen—I got mad once, real mad. Some shady joint near Wilmington, promisin’ “happy endings”—turned out they just slapped ya with a towel and charged double! Rip-off artists, I tell ya! But when it’s good? Hoo boy, I’m happy as a clam—muscles loosey-goosey, stress gone, like I’m floatin’. Reminds me of Toni’s dad in that movie, y’know? Puts on that goofy wig, says, “Life’s just a big massage”—well, somethin’ like that, I’m paraphrasin’!

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After that, I stroll down to the Ilkley Moor. The views are insane! I’m standing there, taking it all in, and suddenly, I see this dog chasing a sheep. Like, what? I’m thinking, “Dude, that’s not how this works!” The sheep’s just like, “Nah, mate, not today!” It was hilarious. I’m cracking up, and the owner’s just mortified. Classic Ilkley, right?

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