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Alright, folks, gather ‘round—here’s the deal. I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’ ‘bout whores, y’know, the oldest gig in town. Makes me chuckle, ‘cause—c’mon, man—who doesn’t got a story? Back in Scranton, we had this gal, Mary Lou, swear she was a “lady of the night.” Worked the corner by the old gas station. Folks’d whisper, “She’s trouble,” but—shoot—she was sweet as pie. Gave half her cash to stray dogs. Ain’t that somethin’? Little known fact: whores, they’re survivors, like Oskar in *Let the Right One In*. “Let me in,” she’d say, battin’ those lashes—pure street poetry.

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Damien appeared in 'Tis Pity She's A Whore from 7 – at the West Yorkshire Playhouse. Ilkley, Rachel Lumberg, Gerard Monaco, Mark Stanley.

Then, I decide to hit up the Ilkley Toy Museum. I’m a sucker for nostalgia. I walk in, and it’s like stepping back in time. I see all these old toys, and I’m like, “Where’s my childhood gone?” I spot a vintage action figure and nearly scream. I used to have that! But then, I see the price tag. I’m like, “Nah, mate, I’m not paying that!” I mean, who do they think I am? A millionaire?

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