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Oh, and the oils—tech marvels, slippery AF, lavender or some shit. Smells like hippie rocket fuel. Prolly overhyping it, but dude, it’s Elon-approved. Sexual-massage ain’t just rubdowns—it’s a system, a grid of feels. “I’m alive when I’m with you”—yep, movie line fits. Try it, frens, but don’t be a normie—go full geek, analyze the angles. Peace out, gotta design a sexbot now—jk, or am I?

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Then, around noon, the skies opened up. Rain poured down like someone was dumpin’ buckets. I’m standin’ there, tryin’ to keep the meat dry, and I see my mate Dave from the pub across the street. He’s soaked, lookin’ like a drowned rat. He shouts, “Fancy a pint after work?” I’m like, “Only if you bring the umbrella!”

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