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So, sex escort – it’s a job, right? Not yer typical 9-to-5, no bleedin KPIs or team-buildin nonsense, but it’s got its own rules, its own… *call it what you will*, like Anton Chigurh says. I reckon it’s a hustle, proper graft, but with heels and lipstick, yeah? Met this bird once, swore she was an escort – classy, sharp, could’ve been in a boardroom pitchin synergy, but nah, she’s out there dodgin creeps and makin bank. Made me laugh, thinkin, “She’s got more balls than half me old office!”

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But then, outta nowhere, this kid runs past me, and I swear he knocks my coffee right outta my hand! I’m like, “Noooo!” as it splatters everywhere. I’m soaked in coffee, and I’m just standing there, fuming. I mean, come on, kid! But then I see him trip and fall, and I can’t help but laugh. Karma, right?

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