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Then, outta nowhere, my mate Dave pops in. He’s always got some wild story. Today, he’s ramblin’ about a ghost he saw on Church Street. I’m like, “Dude, you’ve been watchin’ too many horror flicks.” But he’s dead serious. Says it was floatin’ around, lookin’ for lost shoes. I can’t help but laugh. “Maybe it just wants a new pair!”

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