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So, findin’ a prossie, right? Ain’t just ‘bout coins clinkin’. Nah, it’s a dance, a game! Ports like Tortuga, they’re crawlin’ with ‘em—lasses with lips red as blood, eyes sharp as cutlasses. Little known fact, mate—back in the day, some o’ these gals ran whole crews, smugglin’ rum under their skirts! True story, swear on me compass! Got me laughin’—imagine that, a prossie captain, orderin’ me ‘round! “You wanna die?” she’d hiss, like Viggo Mortensen’s snarl in the movie, an’ I’d just grin, “Not today, luv!”

In today’s world you can find pretty much anything with a smartphone.

But then, outta nowhere, a seagull swooped down and tried to steal my food! I was like, “Hey! That’s mine!” I flailed my arms like a madman. Luka was cracking up. I mean, who gets attacked by a bird while eating dinner? Only me, right?

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