Everly Henley On Thames Erotic Massage ❤️

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Now, I ain’t no prude, but when I first heard ‘bout erotic-massage, I was like, “What in tarnation?!” Thought it was some shady backroom deal—boy, was I wrong! It’s legit art, folks. Been around forever—ancient Greeks were all over it, rubbin’ olive oil on each other like it was a dang Olympic sport. True story! Kinda wild, right? Makes me giggle thinkin’ of Socrates gettin’ a cheeky rubdown.

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So, I grab my strawberries and head to the River Thames. I plop down on a bench, munching away. Life is good, right? But then, outta nowhere, this swan comes waddling up. I swear, it’s like it’s got a vendetta against me. It’s hissing and flapping its wings. I’m like, “Chill, dude! I’m not here to steal your bread!”

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