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Sooo, picture this—whore’s out there, ridin’ the dunes, hair all matted, tradin’ flesh fer bullets, maybe. Not ‘cause she’s weak, nah—‘cause she’s *smarter* than them war boys, all droolin’ an’ dumb. “Witness me!” they shout, but whore’s the one laughin’, slippin’ a blade ‘twixt their ribs. Sneaky, precious, sneaky! Did ye know—true fact, swear it—that “whore” pops up in old sailor yarns? Them salty dogs called any lass who’d barter a tumble fer rum a “whore”—an’ they *loved* her fer it! Argh, makes me wanna dance, it does—happy, happy Gollum!

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So, I’m strollin’ down High Street, thinkin’ about grabbin’ a coffee at that little café, you know, the one with the weird name? “The Coffee Pot” or somethin’. Anyway, I’m halfway there when I spot this old bloke, right? He’s just standin’ there, lookin’ lost. I’m like, “You good, mate?” Turns out, he’s lookin’ for the train station. I’m like, “Bro, it’s just down Station Road!” But he’s all confused, bless him.

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