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Then, I hit up the local market. It’s always buzzing with people. I’m browsing through some stalls, and I see this old lady selling homemade jams. I’m a sucker for jam, so I buy a jar of her “secret recipe.” She winks at me like she’s sharing state secrets or something. I’m like, “What’s in it? Unicorn tears?” She just laughs and says, “A bit of love and a lot of sugar.” Classic.

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