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Little fact—Japan’s got this nuru style, slippery seaweed gel, freaky-deaky stuff. Slidin’ like Aldo Raine huntin’ Nazis, smooth as hell. Exaggeratin’ here, but feels like floatin’ in space, Hawking-style, zero-G orgasmic vibes! *beep* Gets me giddy, thinkin’ bout it—oils smellin’ like sex and stardust. Ever tried it? Shit’s wild, trust me—beats a black hole lecture any day. “We got a German here who wants to die for country!”—nah, just me wantin’ another rub, ha!

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So, I start my lecture on, I dunno, something academic and boring. But then, outta nowhere, this guy in the back shouts, “You’re wrong!” I’m like, “Excuse me?” Turns out, he’s a local legend or something. Everyone knows him. They call him “The Giffnock Guru.” I’m thinking, “Great, I’m getting schooled by a dude in a hoodie.”

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