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Right, so you’re after one – where d’you start? Web’s your best mate, but it’s a minefield, yeah? Links dodgier than a photocopier jam. I’d be like, “This is my kingdom!” – channellin’ that *Pan’s Labyrinth* Pale Man vibe, all creepy and in charge. But nah, I’d muck it up – typin’ “prostitue” with 14 typos, fat fingers fumblin’. “David, you plonker!” I’d yell at meself. Happy though – freedom’s the dream, innit? No 9-to-5 grind, just vibes.

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I stroll down the High Street, dodgin’ the seagulls like they’re ninjas. Seriously, those birds are relentless! I get to the beach, and it’s packed. Families, kids, dogs – it’s like a scene from a movie. I’m just tryin’ to find Dave when I spot this old bloke tryin’ to fly a kite. The thing’s all tangled up, and he’s gettin’ madder by the second. I can’t help but laugh. I mean, c’mon, it’s just a kite!

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