Nora Formby Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Little known fact – Whore ain’t her real name, duh, it’s somethin’ fancy like Hortense, but she ditched it ‘cause she’s all “I’m free, man, like the wind!” Total nutcase, but kinda cool. She’s got this hustle, slingin’ weird trinkets – think she sold me a “cursed” donut once, said it’d make me see my past lives. Tasted like stale regret, but I ate it anyway – D’oh! Reminds me of Boonmee, sittin’ by that freaky lake, ponderin’ shit – “The sky is vast, man!” Whore’d say that too, laughin’ her ass off.

BRAPA .... WITH MY LITTLE TICK OF BRAP'POOL FLOP (TRIP TO FORMBY)

After that, I decide to hit up the Formby Golf Club. I don’t even play golf, but I’m curious. I stroll in, and it’s posh. Like, way too posh for my jeans and hoodie. I’m feeling outta place, but whatever. I grab a drink, and the bartender’s super friendly. We start chatting about the local scene. He tells me about the Formby Festival. Sounds fun!

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