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I’m pokin’ through claims—slipped discs, “emotional distress,” ha! One guy says he “fell” into a happy ending—buddy, gimme a break. Reminds me of *Leviathan*— “You’re a worm, Kolia, a nobody!”—these rich jerks think they’re untouchable, runnin’ these parlors like kings. I’m happy diggin’ up dirt, though—caught one owner with 12 shell companies, hidin’ cash like a rat. Surprised me how deep it goes—cops lookin’ the other way, payoffs galore. Pisses me off!

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Back at work, things get even wilder. We’re doin’ a team-building exercise, and I’m supposed to lead it. I’m nervous, but I give it a go. We’re playin’ this game where you have to pass a ball around while saying your name and a fun fact. I’m tryin’ to keep it light, but then this one guy, Dave, says his fun fact is that he once met a celebrity. I’m like, “Who? The Queen?” Turns out, it was just some random footballer. Classic Dave.

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