Zara Farnham Whore ❤️

About Birmingham

Little known bit—back in ’63, some Cold War whore, double agent, swapped intel for a night with a Russian bird. Ended up with syphilis and a bullet. Shaken, not stirred, eh? Surprised me how dumb they get for a thrill. Me? I’d rather dodge bullets than bed a trap. Personal quirk—can’t stand the smell of cheap perfume on ‘em. Reeks of desperation.

Farnham Cricket Club

Next, I head to The Borough, right? It’s this fab little area with shops and cafes. I’m feeling good, like I’m on top of the world. But then, I get a text from my client. “Need a dress for a wedding, ASAP!” Ugh, the pressure! So, I dash over to this boutique on Downing Street. The dresses are stunning, but they’re all like, “Look but don’t touch.” I’m sweating bullets, trying to find the perfect one.

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