Aaliyah Farnham Whore ❤️

About Leeds

So, here’s the deal - whores ain’t just chicks sellin’ ass, nah, it’s a whole fuckin’ vibe. Back in the day, like way back, ancient Rome shit, they had these lupanars - brothels with tiny rooms, graffiti on the walls sayin’ who banged who. Little known fact, right? Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ bout some Roman dude braggin’ bout his five-minute glory. “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I’d say, if I was Hannibal Lecter, fictional as fuck, sizin’ up a john who didn’t pay up. That’s the vibe - they’re predators too, ya see?

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Then, the lights flicker back on, and I’m like, “Phew!” But wait, the card machine’s down. I’m about to lose it. I’m like, “Can I just Venmo you?” The shopkeeper looks at me like I’m speaking Martian. I’m like, “Fine, I’ll run to the cash machine on The Hart.”

Farnham’s Lament: Town’s troubles put into verse