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So, anyway, you’re on the table, right? Masseuse starts goin’, and it’s all “groovy vibrations”—that’s *Inherent Vice* talk, baby! Muscles loosenin’, tension meltin’, and yeah, it gets sexy, no denyin’. Little known fact: in some old Chinese texts, they say sexual-massage boosts your chi or whatever—energy flowin’, makin’ ya feel alive! I’m like, hell yeah, gimme that! Beats the crap outta sittin’ in Congress listenin’ to suits drone on. Ever try it? Gets ya happy—HAPPY—like, “sorta like your first love” happy, another *Inherent Vice* zinger!

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In the category Massage parlours Erskine (Maitland) you can find personals ads, e.g.: tantra massage, full body massage or sensual massage.

After that, I decide to check out the local shops on Kilpatrick Road. I pop into this little vintage store. It’s packed with all sorts of random stuff. I find an old map of Erskine. I’m like, “This is gold!” I start chatting with the owner, and she’s super cool. She tells me about the history of the place. Did you know Erskine used to be a big deal for shipbuilding? Crazy, right?

Andrew Erskine obituary