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I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ of *Finding Nemo*—my fave flick, don’t judge. That bit where Dory goes, “Just keep swimming”? That’s what whores do, yeah? Keep goin’, no matter the shitstorm. Life’s a cesspool, and they’re dodgin’ sharks like Marlin dodgin’ jellyfish. Annoys me how folks judge—makes my blood boil. Like, who are you, pious twat, to point fingers? I’d shove ‘em in a tank with Bruce the shark—“Fish are friends, not food!”—and watch ‘em squirm.

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After a bit of back and forth, I finally convince him I’m not a tree assassin. I get my gear on, and as I’m climbing, I’m thinking, “This is gonna be epic.” But then, I slip. Just a little, but enough to make my heart race. I’m dangling there, and all I can think is, “If I fall, I’m gonna be the laughing stock of Epsom.”

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