Ruby Epsom Whore ❤️❤️

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Alright, mate, listen up! I’m Gandalf, fisherman extraordinaire, and I’m here to spill the tea on whor—er, whores, ye know what I mean! “You shall not pass!” I bellow at the waves, rod in hand, thinkin’ bout them gals who strut their stuff down by the docks. Been fishin’ all me life, seen plenty o’ fish, but whores? They’re a whole diff beast, innit?

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Finally, I get my act together and start trimming. The view from up there? Stunning! You can see the Epsom Downs in the distance, and it’s like, wow. Nature is wild, man. But then, I hear this commotion below. I look down, and there’s a dog chasing a squirrel. Classic Epsom, right? But then the dog runs straight into a lamppost. I’m dying up there, laughing my head off.

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