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Hola, dudes! Me, Patrick Star, Banderilleros supreme, gonna spill some tea bout erotic-massage! Like, whoa, it’s wild, right? Hands all slippery, slidin’ everywhere—kinda like fish floppin’ on a boat! I seen it once, got all tingly, like when I watch *Inception*. You know, “We gotta go deeper!”—that’s what I yelled when this chick rubbed my back! Hahaha, is mayonnaise an instrument? Nah, but oil is, bro! They drizzle it, warm and gooey, makes ya feel like a jelly donut!

The Whore of Mensa

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So, I hop in my trusty combine, ready to tackle some fields just outside the city. But first, I gotta navigate through the streets. I’m cruisin’ down South Street, and I swear, every car in Elgin decided to be on the road at the same time. Like, c’mon, people! It’s not rush hour! I’m sittin’ there, honkin’ my horn, and I’m like, “What’s the hold up? A parade or somethin’?”

Elgin man threatened to feed hotel worker to his starving dog