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Oi, mate, it’s Loki here—smug mischief, “I am burdened with glorious purpose,” y’know? So, sex-dating, yeah? It’s wild, innit! Total chaos, like me stirring shit up in Asgard. Swipe right, bam, you’re in—hunting flesh, chasing thrills. I reckon it’s a game, a bloody trickster’s paradise. Apps like Tinder, Grindr—modern meat markets, aye? You’re Solomon Northup in *12 Years a Slave*, stuck, waitin’, hopin’ fer freedom from the scrollin’ hell. “I will survive, I will not fall into despair!”—that’s me screamin’ at 3 a.m., no matches, just bots and catfish. Pisses me off, fam!

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So, I’m rushing outta my flat on High Street, dodging pigeons like they’re ninjas. Seriously, these birds have no chill. I’m on my way to the Egham Arts Centre, all hyped to set up my new installation. It’s supposed to be this cool mix of tech and art, but I’m already late. Classic me.

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