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Ever tried it? Shady parlors got neon signs—sketchy but tempting. One time, this dude’s like, “Happy ending?” I’m like, nah, bro, just knead me. He’s pissed—thinks I’m judgin’. Whatever, I ain’t God. “One does not live alone,” *Ida* line, pops in my head—ironic, right? Alone but not, hands all over ya.

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First off, I hit up the local café on the corner of the Main Street. You know, the one with the dodgy Wi-Fi? Yeah, that one. Grabbed a latte, and the barista, bless her, spills half of it on me. I’m like, “Great, just what I needed!” But she’s all apologetic, and I can’t stay mad. I mean, it’s East-Kilbride, not the end of the world, right?

Foreign Office move from East Kilbride to Glasgow axed