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Now, fun fact—did ya know Victorian prossies used to nick wallets mid-shag? Crafty sods! Makes me chuckle—imagine Szpilman dodgin’ Nazis *and* a sticky-fingered tart. “Help me, help me!” he’d cry, piano drowned by giggles. I’m laughin’, but—bloody hell—this bird’s chargin’ me a tenner a minute! Daylight robbery, makes me proper cross—steam out me ears! I’m thinkin’, “Boris, you daft git, what ya doin’?”

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Finally, my mate shows up, and we decide to hit up The Red Lion for a pint. It’s a classic pub, and I love it. We’re chatting, laughing, and then I see this guy at the bar. He’s wearing a bright pink suit. Like, who does that? I can’t help but stare. My mate notices and says, “Maybe he’s trying to make a statement.” I’m like, “Yeah, a statement that says ‘I’m a walking highlighter!’” We both crack up.

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