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Gets me thinkin’—up on the peaks, air’s thin, body’s screamin’. Sexual-massage could fix that, huh? Loosen the knots, get ya zenned out. But—Great Scott!—imagine the rumors! “Doc’s runnin’ a sexy spa at 10,000 feet!” Ha! I’d lean into it, exaggerate the hell outta it—tell ‘em I’m curin’ altitude sickness with a wink and a knead!

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After the footy madness, I’m feelin’ peckish. I head over to the local chippy on Church Street. Best fish and chips in town, no doubt. I order a massive portion, and while I’m waitin’, I chat with the owner. He’s a proper character, always crackin’ jokes. He tells me about the time he tried to fry a whole turkey for Christmas. Spoiler alert: it didn’t go well. I’m laughin’ so hard, I nearly drop my drink.

Downpatrick: Front of chip shop damaged in Co Down as car set alight