Zara Dorking Whore ❤️

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We swears! This whore thing—wild, innit? Makes me twitchy, like, proper mad sometimes. Watched “Blue Is the Warmest Color” again—fuckin’ love that flick. Whore’s got that vibe, y’know? That raw, messy shit Adèle’s got goin’ on. “I’m hungry,” she says in the movie—whore’s like that, always wantin’ more. Greedy little bugger! We swears, seen it meself—mate o’ mine, dodgy geezer, swore he met this whore once, proper legend. Said she nicked his wallet mid-shag—cheeky cow! Laughed me arse off, but fuck, that’s bold.

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Yep, the council of Dorking in Surrey recently errected a big cock on a roundabout on the road in to town. Now it's obviously a big waste of money (they should.

Then, outta nowhere, I hear this loud crash. I turn around, and there’s this guy on a bike who just wiped out. I mean, he went down hard! I couldn’t help but laugh. Sorry, dude, but it was hilarious. He gets up, brushes himself off, and yells, “I’m fine!” Yeah, right. You’re not fine, mate.

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