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D’oh! It’s s’posed to relax ya, right? But nah, I’m sweatin’, thinkin’—am I doin’ this wrong? Little factoid for ya: ancient Rome had these massage parlors, full-on sexy vibes, called “lupanars”—crazy, huh? Bet Batman’d bust ‘em up! I’m picturin’ it—me, Homer, layin’ there, some chick’s kneadin’ my back, and I’m like, “This ain’t no donut rub!” Got me laughin’ so hard I farted—D’oh! She wasn’t happy, man, face like Two-Face!

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So, I’m tryin’ to pull my thoughts together, but my mind’s racing. I’m like, “What if I mess up? What if I trip over my words?” I mean, I’ve got the charm of a potato sometimes. But then, I remember the time I accidentally called the client “mate” instead of “sir.” They laughed, and it broke the ice. So, I’m like, “Just be yourself.”

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