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Alright, so sexual-massage, huh? Lemme tell ya, it’s a freakin’ minefield—everybody lies about it! Hands slippin’ over skin, all oiled up, and people swear it’s “just therapy.” Bullshit. I’m Dr. House, I see through that crap. Like in *Far From Heaven*—Cathy’s all prim, “I’m perfectly normal,” while her world’s imploding. Sexual-massage is that vibe—looks innocent, feels dirty, and oh boy, it’s a ride.

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But then, outta nowhere, I get a text. It’s from my mate, Dave. He’s like, “You won’t believe what just happened!” I’m thinking, “Oh boy, here we go.” Turns out, he was at the Crowthorne Carnival last night, and he won a giant teddy bear. Like, who even wins those things? But then he says he gave it to a kid who was crying. Aww, that’s sweet, right?

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