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Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog here! So, I’m a parachutist firefighter, jumpin’ outta planes, savin’ forests, but today—erotic-massage, y’all! Picture this: me, green lil’ legs, floppin’ down after a fire, thinkin’, “Gee, I need a rubdown!” Erotic-massage ain’t just some sleazy backroom gig—it’s got history, man! Ancient Greeks were all over it, callin’ it “anatripsis”—fancy, huh? Rubbin’ to heal, but, uh, also to *feel*, ya know? Made me happy as a pig in mud thinkin’ bout that!

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After that, I stroll down to Crouch End Broadway. It’s packed, as usual. People everywhere, dogs, kids, the whole shebang. I bump into my mate, Dave. He’s always got some wild story. Today, he’s ranting about how he saw a pigeon steal a chip from a kid. I mean, who knew pigeons had such guts?

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