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Me fave bit? How they’re sneaky clever. Like, in “Ten,” chick’s all, “I see through you,”—whores got that vibe! They read ya like a menu at the Krusty Krab. Bet they’d outsmart Plankton any day, haha! Oh, oh—didya know some whores in history ran spy gigs? True shiz! Passed secrets in corsets—corsets, matey! How cool’s that? Bet they’d giggle at me flippin’ patties, “Sponge, you’re too square!”

The very best of Crouch End, picked by a clued-up local

Dec 15,  · So 10 minutes later I found myself at Crouch Hill station, searching What Pub for the closest pub. Inevitably, I turned the wrong way out of the station (west rather than left). No .

Feeling a bit deflated, I head over to the park on the corner of Crouch End Hill. It’s a nice spot, but today? It’s like a toddler convention. Kids runnin’ everywhere, parents tryin’ to keep up. I sit on a bench, strummin’ my guitar, and suddenly, this little kid runs up to me. He’s like, “Play ‘Smoke on the Water’!” I laugh and start playin’ it. The kid’s face lights up like it’s Christmas.

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