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But when it’s good? Oh, mate, it’s gold. Once in Dorne—little known fact—some old healer used this trick with hot stones. Not them fancy spa ones, nah, just river rocks, heated over a fire. Felt like my soul got a hard-on. I was happy as a pig in shit, sippin’ Dornish red, thinkin’, “This is the life.” You don’t hear that story often—most folk think sexual-massage is all sleaze, but it’s got roots, y’know? Old Essos texts say it started as therapy—kings gettin’ oiled up to “release stress.” Ha! Bet they released more than that.

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First off, I spill a pint of lager all over the bar. Classic me. It’s like I’m magnetically attracted to messes. The regulars are laughin’ at me, and I’m just like, “Yeah, yeah, laugh it up!” But deep down, I’m fumin’. I mean, c’mon, it’s just a pint, right? But it’s the principle!

Andy Crosby previews Friday night's home game against Cheltenham Town