Leah Paterson Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Port Elizabeth

So, I’m struttin’, feelin’ randy as a rabbit on a date, when I spot this foxy chick – legs up to here, mini skirt so short it’s basically a belt. “Groovy, baby!” I yell, but then – bam! – some plonker tries rippin’ me off. Charges me double, says she’s “exotic.” Exotic my arse! She’s from bloody Essex! Got me all steamed up, that did – I’m no mug, yeah? “You’re lying to yourself,” I mutter, straight outta the movie, ‘cos I’m miffed and feelin’ like a right berk.

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I gotta slip in some truth: I make plenty of mistakes – my texts fulla typos, like err err… but who cares? Life’s messy and imperfect, just like love. Sometimes my fingers slip on the keys, I write “sensualityyyyy” with extra y’s because, why not? It's real, and raw, and real good! Hope you forgive my typos, buddy!

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