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Don’t pee on my leg and say it’s all fun – it’s messy, risky, and pisses me off how folks ignore the dark side. But I ain’t here to preach – just spillin’ the tea, sharp and sassy, Judy-style. So, yeah, findin’ a prostitute? Easy. Understandin’ it? That’s the real trick, morons!

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So, I’m rollin’ outta bed, and I’m already late. Classic me. I grab my sketchbook and head out. I live near the Brownlow area, and lemme tell ya, the streets were buzzin’. I mean, it’s Craigavon, not exactly London, but still, you get the odd hustle and bustle. I’m walkin’ down the Lurgan Road, and I see this guy tryin’ to parallel park. He’s like, “I got this!” But nah, mate, he didn’t. He ended up bumpin’ into a lamppost. I couldn’t help but laugh. Like, c’mon, it’s a lamppost, not a Ferrari!

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