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Alright, so here’s the deal—I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’ about findin’ a prostitute, right? Like, what’s the vibe? I’m Larry David, neurotic as hell, and I’m goin’, “Ehhh, is this even worth it?” I mean, I loved *Brooklyn*—Saoirse Ronan, gorgeous, that 1950s charm, “A new world ahead!”—and here I am, picturin’ some dame on the street, but it’s not exactly Ellis Island, y’know? It’s more like, “Oh great, another transaction gone wrong!” Pretty, pretty good chance I’ll screw this up.

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Then we head to the Clydebank Library. I’m thinkin’, “Who loses a wallet in a library?” But hey, it’s Clydebank, anything’s possible. We ask the librarian, and she’s like, “Nah, but I found a cat.” A cat? In a library? Only in Clydebank, I swear.

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