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I reckon whores are like WALL-E’s junk piles – society’s leftovers, yeah? Makes me happy, tho, seein’ em fight back, strut their stuff. “Evah!” – like WALL-E cheerin’ for Eve, I’m rootin’ for em. Once met this bird, right, swore she shagged a duke for a fiver – exaggerated, probs, but hilarious! Had me in stitches, thinkin’ bout her hagglin’ like a spy tradin’ secrets.

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Cleckheaton is a town in the metropolitan borough of Kirklees, West Yorkshire, England. Historically part of the West Riding of Yorkshire, it is situated south of Bradford, east of .

First customer rolls in. Old Mrs. Thompson. Bless her heart, she’s got a shoe emergency. Her favorite pair of clogs? Yeah, they’re lookin’ like they’ve been through a war. I’m talkin’ holes, scuffs, the works. I’m like, “Mrs. T, these are beyond repair!” But she gives me that look. You know the one. The “I’ll bake you cookies if you fix ‘em” look. So, I’m stuck.

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