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I got mad once, tho – some dude at the parlor was like, “Yo, Cartman, you’re too loud!” and I’m screamin’, “I paid forty bucks, bitch, respect my authoritah!” Made me ragey as hell, but then the massage chick giggled, and I was like, “Oh, sweet, she’s into me!” Total mood flip – happy as a pig in shit. Surprised me too, ‘cause I thought erotic-massage was just for pervs, but nah, it’s legit chill. Little fact for ya – them ancient Greeks? They was rubbin’ each other down with oils way back, callin’ it some fancy crap like “anatripsis.” Ain’t that wild? Bet they didn’t have neon signs sayin’ “Happy Endings Here” tho, hah!

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Man, you gotta check out Willow Park – it’s got these neat trails and a hangout spot for local artists on midweek evenings. I once met a girl there who ranted about life – it was raw, unpredictable, utterly real. I get it – dating’s messy. Reminds me of a line from The Master, “You are not alone in your search,” kinda, y’know?

Meet rookie Will Chandler, who beat playing partner Scottie Scheffler by six in first PGA TOUR Sunday appearance