Harper Cheddar Whore ❤️

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Oi mate, lissten up – robotic voice, cosmic wisdom here! So I’m chattin bout *Whore*, yeah that flick from 1991, Nic Roeg directin, not my usual vibe but damn it hit me. Ain’t no Royal Tenenbaums, my fave with its quirky fam and “I’m adopted” vibes – Whore’s raw, gritty, in yer face. Theresa Russell as this sex worker, Liz, she’s out there hustlin on LA streets, no sugarcoatin, no bullshit. Reminds me of Hawking thinkin bout black holes – dark, messy, sucks ya in.

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

First off, I hit up the Cheddar Gorge. You know, that massive limestone gorge? It’s like nature’s way of flexing. I’m standing there, mouth agape, and then BAM! A goat just strolls by like it owns the place. I mean, who does this goat think it is? The King of Cheddar? I laughed, but also, I was low-key jealous.

Man arrested in U.K. cheese heist where imposter stole $389,000 worth of cheddar