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So, erotic-massage—where do I start? It’s not yer boring tax forms, nah, it’s hands-on, proper intimate, a sly dance of power. I reckon it’s like me trickin’ Thor—ya think ya got control, then bam, yer kneadin’ someone’s back and they’re meltin’ like butter. Little known fact: back in ancient Rome, them posh senators got “massage” with a side of naughty—olive oil and all, slippery as Hel! Imagine me, Loki, in a toga, smirkin’, “Kneel, mortal, it’s rub-down time!”—ha, cracks me up.

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After that, I decide to take a stroll down Charlton’s High Street. It’s packed with folks, and I’m just tryin’ to blend in. But then, I spot this little café, The Charlton Coffee House. I’m like, “Alright, I need a pick-me-up.” I grab a cuppa and sit outside, watchin’ the world go by. There’s this old bloke next to me, talkin’ about the good ol’ days. He’s ramblin’ on about how he used to fish in the Thames when it was “full of life.” I’m thinkin’, “Mate, it’s still got life, just not the kinda life I’m lookin’ for.”

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