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I tried it once—don’t judge me, alright? Some chick in a dim room, candles flickerin’, and I’m thinkin’, “This is how I die.” She’s all, “Relax, Larry,” and I’m like, “Relax?! You’re touchin’ me where?!” Made me so mad—nobody tells you the rules! Is it a massage? Is it sexy time? Am I supposed to tip extra? I’m sweatin’, not from the heat, but pure panic. But then—okay, fine—it felt kinda good. Like, *Inherent Vice* good, where you’re confused but rollin’ with it. “What’s happening here, man?” I muttered, channelin’ Doc. She laughed—thought I was nuts. Fair enough.

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So, I finish my drink and head back out. The sun’s peeking through the clouds, and I’m feeling a bit better. I stroll down to the river, and it’s actually pretty nice. I see some ducks, and I’m like, “Aww, look at them!” But then, one of them starts quacking at me like it owns the place. I’m like, “Chill, mate, I’m just passing through.”

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