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Fun fact – old west brothels? Had pianos. Drunk cowboys bangin’ keys, bangin’ girls. Hilarious, right? Nope. Hated it then, hate it now. “Moonrise Kingdom” had music too – soft, classy. Not this garbage. Brothel’s a meat market, plain and simple. Guys stumblin’ out, broke, smilin’. Idiots. I hate smilin’.

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Then, I hit up the local café on North Road. I needed caffeine, like, yesterday. I ordered a latte, and the barista was super friendly. We started chatting about game design, and I was like, “Wow, this is cool.” But then, my drink took forever. I was standing there, tapping my foot, thinking, “C’mon, I’ve got a game to design!” Finally, I got my latte, but it was lukewarm. Ugh!

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