Hazel Schellenberg Find A Prostitute ❤️

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So, picture this—I’m out there, right, thinkin’ bout how to find a prostitute, and it hits me like a ton o’ bricks: it’s a hustle, man! Not some billionaire’s game—those greedy jerks hoard cash while folks on the streets scrape by. Nah, this is raw, human, messy—like Sam and Suzy in *Moonrise Kingdom* sneakin’ off to that cove. “We’re in love,” they say, all starry-eyed, but real talk? Findin’ a prostitute ain’t love, it’s a transaction, quick and dirty. And I’m pissed, y’know? Pissed that society’s so jacked up, folks gotta sell themselves to eat!

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Finally, I finish the cleaver, and the chef is stoked. He tips me way more than I expected. I’m feelin’ like a million bucks! But then, as I’m packing up, I realize I left my favorite sharpening stone back at the park. Ugh! I sprint back, dodging puddles like I’m in the Olympics.

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