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Little known fact—back in ’90s, people used newspaper ads for this shit! “Single male, 30, seeks freaky Friday.” Hilarious, right? Now it’s all “DTF?” on Tinder—progress, my ass! Gets me nostalgic, tho—simpler times. Makes me happy imaginin’ those horny weirdos waitin’ by the mailbox. Surprised me how desperate folks get—saw a gal offerin’ “foot pics for nudes.” Foot pics! What’s next, elbow porn? Cracked me up—humanity’s a riot.

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I get to the archives, and it’s like a treasure trove of history. I’m digging through some old documents about the brewing industry. Burton’s known for its beer, right? I mean, we’ve got the River Trent flowing through, and it’s like the lifeblood of the brewing scene. I’m reading about the old breweries on Horninglow Street, and I’m just like, “Wow, these guys really knew how to party.”

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