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Oi, mateys, gather ‘round, ye scurvy dogs! ‘Tis I, Captain Jack Sparrow, slurrin’ wit sharp as a cutlass, savvy? Now, lemme spin ye a yarn ‘bout this sexual-massage business—proper strange waters, them! Picture this: hands roamin’ like pirates on a galleon, all slick with oils, seekin’ treasure in knots and flesh. Me, I’m thinkin’ it’s a right jolly romp—tension’s meltin’ like rum in the sun, aye? Makes ye feel like ye’ve dodged the hangman’s noose, all loose and lively!

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All our massages are safe and professional, and we have a zero tolerance policy for sexual conduct. to be the highest ranked massage provider in Bristol by.

First off, I’m sippin’ my coffee, tryin’ to wake up, when I hear this mad honkin’ outside. I peek out the window, and there’s a double-decker bus stuck on the corner of Gloucester Road. Like, come on, mate! It’s not that tight of a squeeze! But nah, the driver’s just sittin’ there, lookin’ like he’s about to lose it. I’m laughin’ my head off.

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