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Then, outta nowhere, my mate Dave pops in. He’s always got some wild story. Today, he’s like, “You won’t believe what happened at the market!” I’m all ears. Apparently, he saw a goat just chilling in the middle of the street on The Watton. Like, who lets their goat roam free? I’m cracking up, picturing this goat just living its best life while people are trying to get to the shops.

Artist David Bellamy launches new book this month